So one of my girls calls me at 3:27 am this morning, crying and all in a tussle about a jerk of unexplainable proportions.
To paraphrase the great Manolo, he is truly the asshole. He says he needs time, he needs space, he needs to think things through. I tell her he needs a good smack in the mouth. What’s there to think about? You’ve discovered something in the recent couple of days that you didn’t know in the past year and a half?. I tell her don’t fret, either he’ll come back or he won’t, not a whole lot she can do about it. Besides, the world is teeming with men. My words didn’t console her, so I directed her to eluxury and showed her this Marc Jacobs satchel.
I’m not sure if it worked, but the sniffling came to an abrupt halt. Shopping is truly the cure for all of life’s ills.
Meghan
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Marc Jacobs is the best boy friend evah!