Driving to the office today I was mystified to see an object that resembled a pig in the air…flying. It wasn’t tethered to anything, it was just in the air. Flying. I then noticed four horsemen galloping with great speed behind me. As I was parking my car I noticed a seven headed beast crossing the street directly in front of me. Strange, I thought. I then walked by someone who had a portable radio and heard inane babbling about, fire and brimstone and the end of the world yadda, yadda, yadda, then I heard something that caught my ear. Wal-Mart is, maybe, quite possibly preparing to buy Tommy Hilfiger.
It had then dawned on me…the end prophesized so long ago may actually be here.
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New Brand………Tommy Walmart?
Who knows
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