Went to cnn.com today, looking for some serious world changing news. What do I find as a headline?

Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn were photographed kissing, possibly confirming that their relationship has grown romantic.
Let’s see here. A genocidal maniac is on trial, Republicans are fighting among themselves in Washington, a hurricane is barreling towards the gulf of Mexico, teachers are vastly underpaid; there are a million and one stories, and someone actually expends time and resources chasing two people around in hopes of finding them kissing…
People magazine has the photos. Live from Chicago.
I guess the irony here is that that story caught my eye before all the others.
ugh…
Update: 9/21 - People Magazine’s photos are of a Jennifer body double on a movie set. Call off the bloodhounds, there’s nothing to see here.
Maybe they should stake out my little sister’s dorm room, word is she’s been seeing a Taye Diggs lookalike.