I sure can. Everyone I’ve talked to hates this dress. F everyone. I love it. And I am buying it. Regardless of it’s astronomical, stratospheric, collossal, gigantic, humongous price. This is definitely NOT a Thriftychick buy.

Is this the cover of Vogue or Redbook?

Seriously, Sienna looks like Katie Couric in that photo, which is just too girl-next-door for Vogue (and the usually-sexy Sienna).

And the lime green frock? I don’t care if it is vintage Chloe, it looks like a clown shirt made of crepe paper.

They could have used one of the more artistic shots from the photo shoot, each of which featured much more sophisticated, Vogue-appropriate attire:

And it just seems so unfair that while we have to be subjected to such banal unoriginality, the French get four aesthetically gorgeous Kate Moss covers to choose from:

Now that is high fashion.

-Ali

Arrivals:

Got this in my e-mail and I am passing this along (in keeping with Ali’s promo e-mails). Fresh Pair is offering a discount of up to 75% off all their items. That includes bras, panties, bodysuits you name it.

Click here for it

And for that guy in your life that won’t let go of the last vestiges of his favorite pair of boxers, Fresh Pair also has the same deal for him.

I am all about the new Dolce & Gabbana ads for spring. Can you say sex with absolutely no restraint at all? Calvin has gone there before. But this is different. There is a museum painting like quality to these new photographs. Not only do they make the clothes look amazing (as if they really had to put any effort in that exercise), they are simply beautiful.