01st Apr 2006
The Ultimate Spring Looks for April First
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This spring is all about looking like you’re name is Muffy, you’ve married Chad, the Regan-era Republican investment banker of your dreams, and cannot wait to become a mommy. For the ultra-chic, just-off-the-yacht preppy look, go for high-waisted pants (if pants expose your belly button, they are whore’s pants) and the signature favorite, a cable knit sweater draped around the shoulders (especially stylish when paired with a navy blazer, as below). Look at the giant rock on her finger (below left), it completes the look so well.
Also, make sure every outfit you wear this spring has at least one piece of pastel. Looking like an Easter egg demonstrates your commitment to being a good Christian (submissive!) wife. The patchwork dress below says, “I love my kids more than you love yours, so much so that I even dress like them!†And the pink pants with palm trees, well, they are just adorable.
For all of these stunning, stylish looks, there is no other place you need to shop other than the mecca of all things fashion-forward: Brooks Brothers. It’s your one-stop shop to dressing for any occasion (as long as its an occasion where everyone in attendance has a hefty investments portfolio).
Oh, and by the way, happy April Fools day.
Posted by Ali @ 7:10 am
April 1st, 2006 at 9:56 am
Ha ha! I loved this. “They are whore’s pants”.
Happy April Fool’s day.
April 1st, 2006 at 11:43 am
LOL Ali