The press can be truly unforgiving. Jane Ridley of The New York Daily News deconstructs Jessica Simpson’s conversion from beautiful, quasi-naive newcomer in 2000, into pornstar blow-up doll in 2007. I’m not paraphrasing, I’m not making this up. This is a direct quote:
“The 26-year-old starlet flaunted her enormous, unnatural-looking breasts in a flimsy silver sheath modeled after a Thanksgiving turkey trussed up to be roasted in aluminum foil.
She even came oven-basted - in a thick, gravy-colored spray tan that must have left greasy brown stains on everything she touched.”
And while I like to stay away from the celebrity stuff (it’s just not my bag), I have to admit Ridley has a point. Someone needs to fire her stylist, two days ago.
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