I’m Going into Fast Food

Driving through McDonalds yesterday after my workout (I’m still on the Revival Diet), I noticed something about the cashier as I picked up my salad (see, I’m still on the diet). She was wearing an absolutely real as real can be pair of Dior sunglasses. I did a double take and thought to myself, I need to stop writing and join McDonald’s. That’s what I’ve been doing wrong all along. Fast food is the wave of the future.

I digress.

Something tempted me to start a conversation with the cashier about her Dior sunglasses, but I did not. I went straight home. Got online and looked for said glasses. They sell for about $320. See here at Eluxury. It left me wondering if the world is truly upside down? If a cashier from McDonald’s can afford to have the very best, why can’t an equally fabulous blog writer? Oh I know, because McDonald’s pays more. I’m definitely going into fast food.